WARNING TO WOMEN!!
Some of you may have already been warned of this.....
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.. I went to
sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The
replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again.
My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to
match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.
This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
neck, I decided to tell my story.
Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee!
Those 'plastic ' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen
from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed
and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see
that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them
hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day -
with a joy filled heart.
P.P.S. - These same thieves came into my closet and shrank my clothes!
How do they do it????
(thanks dear tami!!!)
6 comments:
Those same thieves have struck here too...over and over again!
Haha!! funny!! :)
Can't wait to hear and see pics of your weekend!! I bet you had a blast! :)
That was so funny! Thanks for the laugh! You look awesome by the way! wish I were hiking with you! pretty pics!
If this isn't published then it needs to be - too funny! When I read parts to my teenager Becca all she could say was "Gross" while I was laughing hysterically...I guess she doesn't relate - yet!
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