Happy Birthday Jan!!

*Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

*Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

*You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

*One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

*My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

*I was put on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever.

*Time may be a great healer, but it's also a rotten beautician.

*Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

*You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.

*WOMEN Remember, as we get older we no longer have hot flashes. We now have power surges.

*Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.

*Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Jan- its great that we've really reached the point in our lives that we can truly laugh at ourselves and our unpredictable lives. Thank heavens we have each other. thank heavens for YOU!! I wish we lived closer-so we could share a drink and a donut or whatever would ring your bell!! Just look at this next year as one bringing you closer to becoming a nurse!!! You are so awesome and I love you madly!! If you feel as though you're drowning, come on down and sooth yourself in our sun and company!

HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND JAN!