Stephenson Family Ties The Barn Burnt Down
And Now I See The Moon

Murphy's Law

If anything can go wrong, it will
If anything cant go wrong, it still will.
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
Everything takes longer than you expect.
Whatever you set out to do, something else must be done first.
You cant do just one thing--there are always consequences.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother Nature is a bitch.
It's impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
Always lie low--you cant fall off the floor.
Never lose heart--they might want to cut it out.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, and that's sufficient.
-Paul Dickson

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