CAN'T STOP EATING!

Is it the cold weather!!??
Do I NEED an additional layer of fat across my bottom?
Does being cold all the time drive me to eat?! Hummmmm....sounds reasonable.
Or...
Am I compeled to eat because I listen to Glenn Beck too much, and am becoming convinced that the world is quickly going to hell in a hand-basket!!? Hillary for President??? Oh PLEASE take me NOW!! Bury me in chocolate fondue!
Maybe I am subconsciously squirreling away food for the ineviable end of life as we know it.(why oh why cant the food storage in the basement bring me the comfort and peace of mind I need.) Why do I think my thicker thighs will do the trick?
Anna will be shocked when she returns. Builder Bobs' love handles are cute and appropriate on his svelte frame. My love handles are anything but appropriate! This added bulk is not cute- not nearly as cute or endearing as this little guy when given a goodie to gobble up! Maybe, just maybe, if I could move my facial muscles as much as this guy....I could burn a few more calories....and enjoy my goodies too!!

(please dont even bother writing cute little comments about how thin you think I am. Please. I realize size is all relative...I just know how my clothes fit me now...and I say Im in trouble!) Maybe if I covered myself in prickly little spines....??