Stephenson Family Ties The Barn Burnt Down
And Now I See The Moon

Ahhhh....Robert and Paul

Kids these days just dont get it!! This is what HANDSOME looks like!!
Also-
I love that I get to hike through the same terrain that these men did while making their western movies...a long time ago. I point out the 'famous' water hole where Robert fell back in for the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!! I talk of the land he purchased, and then years later, donated back to the state to have a high school of the arts built.
He loved this red desert as I do now.

DAY 3

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES THERE ARE IN A 32oz PEPSI??
WOULD YOU BELIEVE...400!!!
ON A SLOW DAY I WAS CONSUMING AT LEAST 800 CALORIES!
DO I LOOK THINNER YET?
I BETTER!
H- Hails from the University of Utah! Graduated in with a doctorate in psychology.

A- Always appreciative of dinner at my house! Flattery gets him everywhere!!

P- Potato and Meat man! To heck with variety!!

P- Personal history is just SCREAMING to be written!! PLEASE

Y- Yearning for knowledge never ceases.


B- Baker of the most excellent turkey and home-made bread

I- Interests are many

R- Really enjoys the music of Johnny Cash

T- Traveled the world - many times over!

H- Has become a GREAT grandpa- in both ways!!

D- devours many a book

A- A good vet could revive his steaks and roasts

Y- You are so LOVED!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!!!! I Love You!

Sacrifice??!!

Can you hear me whine from where you are??
Because I bore I my soul to the 'blog world'- I feel justified to whine and complain
to the world as well.
Im Missing, Missing Pepsi today!
I am making a sacrifice here!!!
I taught my Sunday school lesson last week about giving up the natural man.
Im the "woman' that has succumbed to my passions and appetites.
Im feeling the repercussions of living as a 'natural man."
Its not pretty!
Then...after feeling sorry for myself and even feeling a little self-righteous,(dumb, dumb, dumb me) I stumbled upon this article about what it really means to sacrifice!! I feel compelled to share it. ClickHERE

I'll TRY to stay quiet now! (no promises)

THIS WEEK:


Im Lovin the SMELL of: artichokes steam’in; sycamore trees; rain and wet dirt; baby lotion.

Im Lovin the TASTE of: artichokes; strawberries-(they seem to be perfect this year!) COLD water; the meal that someone else cooked; swiss chard- fresh, fresh, fresh!! Shrimp straight from Mississippi- thanks so much Uncle Merv!

Im Lov’in the SIGHT of: rain clouds; “L” beckoning me to pick him up; yellow baby squash; baby birds learning to fly; baby boys learning to run!! Lynlye sitting at our table; Natalies’ growing belly.

Im Lov’in the SOUND of: “L” learning to talk- I believe his first word will go down in the record books as BALL!! Compliments from strangers.

Im Lov’in the FEEL of: driving with the windows down in the car; clean sheets that have been hung out to dry in the sun and wind; skirts and flip flops; hot, hot showers after a cold, wet hike!

Im Lov’in the IDEA of: being STRONG and resisting Pepsi!!! Pounds sluffing off because of Pepsi deprivation; birthday dinners for the awesome dads in my life!!
SO HERE'S THE THING...
I JUST WANNA SAY...
HUMMMMM....
I NEED TO LAY IT ON THE LINE...
IM GOING TO EXPOSE MY SOFT UNDERBELLY...
THIS 'THING' IS GOING TO HAVE TO BECOME A MATTER OF PRAYER
I WILL BE SCOFFED AT
THERE WILL BE ROLLING OF THE EYES
MY FAMILY DOESN'T GET ME ON THIS (with maybe the exception of dad and bro)
ITS GOTTA BE DONE
ITS TIME I COME CLEAN
I CAN PUT IT OFF NO LONGER
MY CONSCIENCE IS YELLING AT ME
MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY HAS BEEN PATIENT (sort-of)
JUSTIFYING MY BEHAVIOR NO LONGER CUTS IT
SO...WITHOUT FURTHER AUDIEU...
WITHOUT KEEPING YOU ON YOUR TOES ANY LONGER.....
IM GOING TO ADMIT PUBLICLY....(drum roll please)
THAT I WILL BE PARTING WAYS WITH THE MAIN SUBSTANCE IN LIFE THAT HAS BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY AND SATISFACTION.
YES, I AM DECLARING FOR ALL BLOG WORLD TO SEE, PLUS MY FAMILY....


THERE WILL NO LONGER BE ANY SUBSTANCE ABUSE FOR ME.
IM SAYING TA TA TO WHAT I HAVE OFTEN REFERRED TO AS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS.
GOOD BYE MY LOVE
GOOD BYE PEPSI COLA

I EXPECT REWARDS FOR MY SACRIFICE
1st A REAL SLIMMING OF MY MID-SECTION
2nd A NEW CAR FROM BUILDER BOB
3rd UNDYING ADULATION FROM MY KIDS
4th RENEWED ENERGY AND VIGOR, THAT IS NOT CAFFEINE INDUCED
5th NO SUGAR INDUCED CRASHES (I gave sugar up for Lent once. It was tough...at first. I've given up Pepsi too-for 730 days. I dont recollect it being difficult then)
FOR SOME REASON, THIS TIME IM BRACING MYSELF FOR A PERSONAL ORDEAL.

REASONS:
1. IM HAVING TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT IM NEVER GOING TO DRINK PEPSI AGAIN.
I DONT DO WILL WITH THE CONCEPT OF NEVER!!
DONT TELL ME NEVER- I'LL BRISTLE
IT'S A CHARACTER FLAW TO BE SURE.


ITS THE REBELLIOUSNESS IN ME.

2. THERE IS TRULY NOTHING, ZILCH, NADA OUT THERE THAT I'D RATHER DRINK.
OTHER SODAS- NO THANKS
JUICE- TO SWEET, TO MANY CALORIES (its irrational, I know)
MILK- GAG
WATER- ITS THE ONLY SUBSTITUTE


OH WELL, BOREDOM WILL HAVE TO DO

3. I THINK IT MAY BE AN ADDICTION. (there, I've gone and said it)
I THINK I HAVE ADDICTIVE TENDENCIES
*PEPSI
*SUGAR
*CARD GAMES ON THE COMPUTER (not since Anna left)
*MAYBE EVEN BLOGGING

4. IF IM GIVING UP THE ONE AND ONLY FOOD GROUP-PEPSI-THAT BRINGS ME JOY-- I'LL WANT TO REPLACE IT WITH HEALTHY FOOD STUFFS. EATING HEALTHY IS VERY EXPENSIVE. .52 cents A DAY AT THE LOCAL CORNER CHEVRON KEPT ME SMILING EACH DAY. MAKING MY OWN JUICES AND GRANOLA AND FISH AND FRUITS IS GUNNA HIT THE WALLET MIGHTY HARD. AND...WILL IT BE AS SATISFYING??? hummmmm

5. IF I DONT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT BY GIVING THIS UP, I WILL BECOME QUITE DISILLUSIONED AND DISCOURAGED AND DISGUSTED. I ALREADY KNOW IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN. 5 YEARS AGO, WHEN I GAVE THE 'STUFF' UP FOR 2 YEARS, I DIDN'T LOOSE AN OUNCE!! HOW COULD THIS BE??? I DONT DRINK DIET!! DIET DRINKS HAVE NEVER PASSED MY LIPS. THEY ARE SO UNHEALTHY!!!

6. IM EXPECTING TO FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN, AS SOON AS I GET THROUGH THE DETOX STAGE. MY FAMILY WILL PROBABLY BE WISE TO BRACE THEMSELVES FOR SOME KIND OF UNEXPECTED, UNWARRANTED MELTDOWNS. IM WONDERING--YOU OUT THERE THAT HAVE NEVER LET THIS GLORIOUS SUBSTANCE DOWN YOUR GULLETS--DO YOU FEEL BETTER THAN I, AFTER A LONG, TALL COLD, DRINK ON ANY GIVEN DAY? DO YOU??? IM HOPING THAT YOUR ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING YES!!!

SO LET ME JUST CONCLUDE THIS CONFESSIONAL/TIRADE WITH A CHALLENGE AND A WISH.
IF I GIVE UP PEPSI----
I ISSUE THE CHALLENGE TO THE UNNAMED FAMILY MEMBERS WHO I KNOW AND LOVE, TO DO THE SAME. I'VE BEEN MOCKED AND RIDICULED BY MANY (with good intentions Im sure)
CAN THESE ONLOOKERS GIVE UP THEIR DR PEPPER??!!
JUST ASKING?!

AND...MY WISH:
TO LOVE ME, EVEN WHEN IT GETS UGLY AT THE THE CORNER MARKET OR RESTAURANT.
AND BY ALL MEANS, I'LL TAKE ANY UTTERED PRAYER IN MY BEHALF AS WELL.

BLESS YOU!!
BLESS ME!!
MAY WATER RULE!!!

(photo from FLICKR)

OUR INTERNET HAS BEEN OUT SINCE SAT. AFTERNOON!!! ACK!!!!!!!!!
IT AMAZING HOW FAST ONE FEELS 'DISCONNECTED' FROM THE WORLD.
IM SO HAPPY TO BE BACK ON THE AIRWAVES AGAIN!!

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OLDEST AND DEAREST FRIEND!!!

    Its been a wonderful 35 yrs! (don’t we wish that there were only that many candles on our cake??)
    Its been such a blessing that Heavenly Father put you in my path.

    Life is Good!!

    High school
    (D.S.R.R.)
    Boys
    Concerts
    Beaches
    College
    Idaho
    Hair styles
    Disco
    Boys/Men
    Marriages
    Babies
    Teenagers
    Grey hair
    Injuries
    Grand parenting -which seems best of all!!
    Conferences

    May the “moments” continue into the eternities with you in my corner!
    Once again I realize how blessed I have been to know you and love you!!
    Happy, Happy Birthday Jude!!

NOT A CHICK FLICK AMONG THEM!!

All I need to say--JACK BLACK!!! I'll be there and gladly hand over my $6.50!! June 6th
He's had MANY a handsome face and always a mighty gun and BEAUTIFUL cars and women. I never tire of watching the adventures of Bond, James Bond!! I bet I can get my dad to go with me on this one!! (Im sorry that we'll have to wait until Nov 7 for QUANTUM OF SOLACE)
Pixar has another treat in store for the summer!! Cant wait for this cutie patootie!! Maybe I'll even take "L" WALL E will succeed. Hey Mom--maybe you'll come with me to see this one?!! June 27 is when it opens.
I know that this has already been out for a while... but I still haven't seen it. (Whats up with that my sweet Builder?!!) People I love and trust say its a winner. IRON MAN!! Its definitely a summer of super-heroes.
Steve Carell may have been born to do this remake!! We can all just imagine what a perfect rendition he'll do with this tv to major motion picture!! I cant wait until June 20! GET SMART
Will Smith finally won me over as a 'serious' actor with I AM LEGEND. Here's another 'super-hero movie I cant wait to watch with my Builder- in the theater!! HANCOCK -July 2
Harrison Ford has had my heart ever since STAR WARS! Im sure we are all in for a treat with a slip back in time with our tried and true super-hero- INDIANA JONES!! How about this weekend my love?

I might not be going anywhere fun for the summer...except to the theater!! Could be worse. There is a lot to look forward to - just sitting in an air conditioned theater sipping a Pepsi and holding hands with my Builder.

Kurt Vonnegut was heard muttering this as he held a new-born baby:

"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet, and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about one hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies, #^%*&">!, you've got to be kind!!"

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

from fffound
THE LIST IS LONG!!!


But today we spent some time and energy in beginning to check some of the things off the list!!
Passport photos from Costco-($5 bucks! a REAL bargain!)
Shots-Hepatitis B, Hepatitis A, Tetanus, Diphtheria and Pertussis-next week its another series of Hepatitis shots plus Typhoid! Sparky is feeling like a pin cushion.
Suits- Spark had is first fitting for one of his suits. (he needs two)
Doctors- his toes are done as well as his teeth and physicals. whew!!!
THINGS LEFT TO DO:
DMV- Im NOT doing this with him. He needs to have his license renewed.
Haircut- SOON
Temple- Very soon as well.
Luggage- 2 very large suitcases are needed
Four Generation pedigree chart
A good supply of contact lenses
Towels
Warm clothing- it gets COLD in Chile!!
Clothes hangers-(I wonder if he'll use them?)
Gym clothes
5 long-sleeved white shirts, 5 short-sleeved white shirts.
4-5 ties
2-3 dress slacks
1-2 belts
garments
2 pair of shoes
8 pair of socks
Misc items (very few)
"Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields:for they are white, already to harvest. And he that reapeth receiveth wages, and gathereth fruit unto life eternal: that both he that soweth and he that reapeth may rejoice together." John 4:35-36

BLAST FROM THE PAST!!


WHO CAN NAME THEM ALL???

HOW DID I SPEND MY SATURDAY?

The greatest part of the day was spent in the great out-of-doors. More specifically in my own yard.


We sat on a wicker couch, under our mulberry trees, and watched the garage sale customers stream in and rummage through our 'stuff.'

What I learned:

1. Clothes sell!!! Especially if they are hung up nicely.

2. 99% of the action happens between 7am and 11.

3. Its therapeutic to watch people spend money on stuff you dont want anymore.

4. A power nap under said trees is invigorating.

5. Items worth more than $10 dont sell!!

Many hands make Saturday chores go down easy. The lawns were cut, trimmed, watered and manicured. Trees were trimmed and everything looks shiny and new.

There is nothing more relaxing than sitting pool side after the work is all done and watching 'L' and his antics in the water.
It was a wonderful Saturday.

DAN IN REAL LIFE


SWEET
FUNNY
ENGAGING
HEARTFELT
REAL

4 stars in my book!!


Was there any profanity? I dont think so!!

Was there any violence? does a punch to the right eye count?

Was there any sex? barely even implied!!

Were there laughs? YES!!!

Were there tears? a few


Steve Carrell hit a home run with this one.

Juliette Binoches' beautiful face shone in this one, as it did in my beloved CHOCOLAT.


Favorite moments:

"Love is an ability"

Teenagers must drive.

Family is first!!
This is a postcard that my grandfather, Paul Burnham
picked up in Germany while serving a mission
there in 1922!! I find it a VERY interesting
depiction of our Savior.

Bath Time!!!

"L" is the cutest little sunbeam.
Lambie is the cutest little stuffed animal.
(Lamby was a shower gift before "L" was even born.)
The pair of them are over-the-top cute together.
Nap times and bedtimes wont happen without Lammy.
Lamee and "L" cause spontaneous hugs and snuggles.
There have been many a wash'in of Big L and Little L.
Spit shines are common as well.
Big L is none the worse for wear.
Little L on the other hand is showing his age.
If Lamie finds himself far from his crib, he quickly becomes the brunt of some abuse from his beloved benefactor. Sailing over the banister and down the basement stairs is a common occurrence.
Also, there may be no visual evidence of rampant rug-rash-but its got to be there!!
Heaven forbid if Lamee finds himself drug to the great out-doors!!
Watch out Little L!!
Grass stains, basketball scuffs, red dirt and dust...Ack!!!
Yesterday Little L found himself floating face up in the water dish--more than once!!!
Big L couldn't quite make sense of a soggy, drippy, saturated Lamie!!???

I grabbed a chance and pounced on the abused toy and give him a good scrubbing-his mom does it all the time. I was happy to take a turn.
And ta da!!!

Little L found himself in yet another precarious situation--this time at the hands of grandma!
Poor Lamby.
When bed-time arrived and Little L was still hadnt completely dripped dried--a spin dry became necessary.
(Hes well accustomed to these as well---no big deal-for a tough Lambie)
Little L then found himself back in the comforting arms of Big L in his cozy crib for the night.

Night Night Sunbeam!!

HOT SPOT

Our back yard is where all the cool kids hang out!!
Cool hats, and leaky hoses, and sunblock are all that are required to join in on the fun!!
Gotta protect my noggin!!
Belly shots are highly favored!!

Cold water better not be an issue-sissys are NOT allowed!!
My mom rocks!! She knows everything!!!

BLAST FROM THE PAST!!




LOVE This Childrens Picture Book!!



THE SEVEN SILLY EATERS
By: Mary Ann Hoberman
Illustrated by: Marla Frazee

...And from that day to this, 'tis said,
The Peters family all is fed
A single simple meal-just one-
A meal that's good for everyone,
A meal on which they all agree,
Made form their secret recipe.

They all take turns in mixing it.
They all take turns in fixing it.
It's thick to beat and quick to bake-
It's fine to eat and fun to make-

A year rolled by.
The children grew.
"They really are a spledid crew,"
Sighed Mrs. Peters, pinning pins
And diapering her brand-new twins:
Little sisters, quick and smart,
Impossible to tell apart;
But Flo liked poached eggs, Fran liked fried.
If she mixed them up, they cried.

Tired to the very bone,
Mrs. Peters groaned a groan.
She'd take the eggs down from the shelf
And whisper weakly to herself,
"What persnickety young eaters
Are all my seven little Peters."

Just for Fun...

The rules are simple:
1. Go to http://www.flickr.com/
2. Type your answer to each question in the "search" box.
3. Using only the first page, pick an image.
4. Copy and paste the picture into your blog.
Here goes!


1. What is your first name?


2.What is your favorite color?


3. What is your favorite dessert?


4. Where did you go to High School?


5. What is your favorite food?


6.Who is your celebrity crush?


7.What is your favorite drink?


8. Where do you dream of vacationing?



9. What do you want to be when you grow up?


10. What do you love most in life?
Thanks Chelsea, for the fun!!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

PHOTO BY: Josh Sudweeks

duck


It's raining.

There's a duckling drowning!

Under the patio steps is an aquarium, and it's filling with water.

The ducking is cold and trying to stay afloat.

Its raining!



Why am I here, knocking on doors, in the rain? Im such a long ways away form home. My feet are cold and wet! I was born and raised in a desert for pete sake! I might have mold growing between my toes. All this wet is a drag!! And the pasty oatmeal I had for breakfast is just not cutt'in it. What should I do to keep me and this companion of mine motivated and on task?

I can rescue the duckling.

I scoop it from the depths of despair, and hurry home in hopes that he can be saved.

If I can just find someone find someone to listen to me. I have so much to share with anyone who cares. My life is good. I want others to know why.

The duckling is thriving.

He's now known as Gordon.

His yellow down is quickly disappearing and white glossy feathers are appearing.

He's in a box in the basement for now, with a light bulb for warmth and plenty of food and affection.



Im known as Elder out here. Its been a year since I've seen home or my friends and family. I live in this dumpy little apartment, in a low rent district. I know my mo would never believe that its safe where I live. Mom would never approve of my diet either. I subsist on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Im grateful that I'm prayed for and watched over. At least I sleep well at night.



Gordon has his own little yard with a fence and a pool and a beautiful grapevine to lounge under and eat from its bounty.

He has a box with a hole cut in it to protect him from wandering cats.

Life seems good for a duck on the cul-de-sac.



I must cover a certain number of square blocks each week. Then I also have to record our visits and successes and failures. I wonder if it's really worth it. My feet hurt and it always seems to be raining. Will it do any good, what am I doing out here? Will anybody listen to the message I'd like to share? People look at me so strangely. Maybe I really am nuts.



Gordon eats bugs and about anything that I give him.

He joins be in the basement, when I strap on my metal skates and tighten them up with the skate key that hangs on a shoelace around my neck.

I skate in the basement on the cool cement floor-while Gordon frolics and splashes in the utility sink next to the washer.

He watches me.

I watch him.

We are enjoying our own forms of recreation.

Oh how he loves to swim in the sink.

Oh how I enjoy taking long strides around the basement to see just how fast I can zing myself around the poles that hold up the ceiling.

We have a good time.



I sure do love invitations to homes that are sympathetic-they always feed me better than I feed myself. It's much more that just peanut butter sandwiches. Sometimes I get to share a part of my message. I think sometimes they feel my sincerity and ask for more. Sometimes we say prayers together, or favorite scriptures are enjoyed. There are even times when Im invited back to share the best parts.



Gordon is in the backyard.

I'm in my room.

I'm thinking Im foxy in my black patent-leather boots.

I have on a mini skirt and Im eyeing the unfamiliar feminine products left on the bed by my mother.

What's happening here?

I have a pet duck in the yard, skates and a key in the floor by my bed and an ache in my heart-'cause Im young, but Im not.



Day in and day out Im teaching that we should honor our parents,that you shouldn't smoke or drink or be hitt'in a joint. Im teaching that girls should dress modestly and lead a chaste life.



I have signs of rebellion scattered all about me.

My parents are trip'in out about what's to be done with me.

What should they do with this duck owner who's turning in to a rebellious young woman?

Duck owner spends much of her time in her room-grounded, restricted and accused-watching over Gordon, whose in the backyard; both wishing to be free.



Im nearing the end of my service. Its been 2 long years. Boy, I cant wait to be home. I've lost count of the doors I've knocked on or of the doors slammed in my face. Im sure I've helped to change some lives. Im sure I've made a difference to a few souls. I wonder what the future holds for me when I return home? There's this final neighborhood that must be explored. Its that main drag just down the road here. There is a cul-de-sac in the center of it.



Young lady/duck owner is in trouble.

Will she be sent away?

Will someone or something intervene?

Is Creation in control?

GORDON IS MISSING!!!

All that is found is some feathers.

Not so young duck owner is heart broken, but distracted by the drama playing our at home.



I've been knocking at this door now for quite a few minutes. Nobody seems to be home. I'll have to tell the next elder about this cul-de-sac and the house with the duck in the back yard. They should try again. Maybe it wont be raining the next time.



The duck's human family is moving away!

Far away-to the other coast.

Somehow, young lady survives the transition, through the money and softness of California and even the (?) acting out -rebelliousness???

Good things do find her.



Im finally home! With the knowledge and proof that my service was worthwhile. Now I need a college education and a good chick at my side. Im already looking back on those wet 2 years with fondness and relief.



Young lady is changed.

Through creations design.

She too seeks education and chose the west-the tops of the mountains.



That's just go to be a gal from California!! I've got to meet her. We speak of many things, including our pets. A white duck is described, that lived in the backyard, under a grapevine. I look in wonder at this fledgling LDS girl. Who was just recently dunked in a baptismal font one year earlier. Did you live on a cul-de-sac? Could I have knocked on your door? What if I'd done so then....those several years ago. What would I have seen then?



A duck owner- with long scraggly limbs and strange stringy hair, trying out the latest fashions of black patent-leather boots and short mini skirts. Gordon the white, handsome duck would have been tucked under her arm.

A girl who felt like she was drowning in a sea of restrictions, trying to find herself.

What would have crossed my mind....this my future wife??????

I wonder what happened to Gordon?





(If you happen to be wondering where the heck this random 'story' came from.....I took a creative writing class last term and this is one of the stories that materialized from being pushed and stretched a bit. Its unique and odd...but you really wouldnt expect anything less from me right?)